did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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