she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
You don't make any sense
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