Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
My ATM looks so different sober.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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