Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i already hear my dad disowning me
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
How naked do you want me to be?
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