she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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