just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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