Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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