After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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