I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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