Have you finally orgasmed yet?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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