would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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