obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Randomize
