last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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