Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
