yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
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