he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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