3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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