whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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