It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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