haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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