I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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