You can't special order awesome
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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