Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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