I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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