No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
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