If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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