And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
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