I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
How does one acquire holy water?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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