idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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