you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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