her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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