exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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