Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
His hands were made for my vagina.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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