so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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