You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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