I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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