Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
True college students do jello shots in the library
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