Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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