i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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