Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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