I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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