Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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