***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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