mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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