Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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