you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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