what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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