My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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