I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
