Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm getting married
To pizza
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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