Cold hands, warm shart.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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