Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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