Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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