You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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