just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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