Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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