i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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