it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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