Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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