i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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