oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
